Quirks

Stuff that people always point out about my living space:

1. I never have a towel in the bathroom/kitchen. I always have to go find one. I just air dry my hands whenever I wash them. 

Guests don't like this. 

2. All my cups/glasses are either comically small or large. Unless they are a beer glass.

3. The map of Hyrule in my bedroom has been the subject of many dirty jokes.

4. Everyone expects a Weight Companion Cube cookie jar to be filled with Portal themed cookies, no matter how long I've had it. 

5. Paper lamps make my place notorious for making people drowsy. Haha